| Alien in phone Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because I can see the smile on your face! SMS jokes. |
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Magic A guy walks up to a girl and says: Want to play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear! SMS jokes. |
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Choice When I was born I got the choice; big thing or a fine memory. Now am not able to remember what I did choose. SMS jokes. |
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Love your neighbors Love your neighbors, but don't get caught. SMS jokes. |
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Don't stare Are these your eyes? I found them between my breasts! SMS jokes. |
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68=69-1 Do you know what does position 68 mean? .......You are doing me and I owe you one!! SMS jokes. |
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Dirty talk When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. SMS jokes. |
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Laziness Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW SMS jokes. |
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Rings First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, at the end suffeRING!!! SMS jokes. |
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Unique Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. SMS jokes. |
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Man's mind Never let a man's mind wander; it's too little to be out on its own!!!! SMS jokes. |
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DifferenceQ: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? |
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Do not dring and drive I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... SMS jokes. |
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Elephant and a man What did the elephant say to the naked man? |
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Stars Aim for the stars, but first aim for their bodyguards. SMS jokes. |
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Goldfish are in a tank Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" SMS jokes. |
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17 inches big Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? |
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Female vs male Why were males created before females? |
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Talk to her What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? |
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Kids I like kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one. SMS jokes. |
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Honey, I'm home! What are 3 words you never want to hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! SMS jokes. |
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Men and toilet rolls Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? |
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Men and feelings Why don't men often show their true feelings? |
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Joke A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?" SMS jokes. |
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Hungry sandwich A hungry sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" SMS jokes. |
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It's a miracle Do you know what's the difference between you getting laid, and the pope getting laid? If the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if you get laid, it's a miracle!! SMS jokes. |
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Pregnant?!?! What two things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET SMS jokes. |
Have fun, tell SMS jokes.
Don't always write dull SMS messages. Be funny, make your friends laugh. SMS jokes can be very funny and joyful. Write SMS Jokes for any occasion because laughing is healthy.
Probably you have received some jokes by SMS and forwarded them. But you can also create your own jokes. Read our SMS Jokes and have fun. You can send some to your friends, but be careful not to offend somebody.