Magic A guy walks up to a girl and says: Want to play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear! Rude text messages. |
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| DISTURBING YOUNo matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... but I'm happier each time i send you a message 'coz I know I'll be DISTURBING YOU! Rude text messages. |
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Two pounds less Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds! Rude text messages. |
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68=69-1 Do you know what does position 68 mean? .......You are doing me and I owe you one!! Rude text messages. |
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Dirty talk When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. Rude text messages. |
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17 inches big Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? |
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| Love is in the air Love is in the air... SHIT!!! If only I had a plane right now... Rude text messages. |
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It's a miracle Do you know what's the difference between you getting laid, and the pope getting laid? If the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if you get laid, it's a miracle!! Rude text messages. |
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Pregnant?!?! What two things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET Rude text messages. |
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| Love in the garden Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... Love might be blind but your neighbors aren't! Rude text messages. |
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Love at first sight Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again? Rude text messages. |
Rude text messages for a change.
If is boring to be always polite and nice. Sometimes you can make changes and disturbance in the environment (you friends) simply by sending naughty, dirty or rude text messages. But be careful not to overstate. Calm a while from time to time.