Dirty talk When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. Dirty text messages. |
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Two pounds less Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds! Dirty text messages. |
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The game Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game! Dirty text messages. |
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Magic A guy walks up to a girl and says: Want to play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear! Dirty text messages. |
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Dirty text messages samples:
68=69-1 Do you know what does position 68 mean? .......You are doing me and I owe you one!! Dirty text messages. |
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17 inches big Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? |
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| Love is in the air Love is in the air... SHIT!!! If only I had a plane right now... Dirty text messages. |
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It's a miracle Do you know what's the difference between you getting laid, and the pope getting laid? If the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if you get laid, it's a miracle!! Dirty text messages. |
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Pregnant?!?! What two things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET Dirty text messages. |
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| Love in the garden Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... Love might be blind but your neighbors aren't! Dirty text messages. |
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Love at first sight Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again? Dirty text messages. |
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Love me or leave me Love me or leave me! .... Hey, where is everybody going?Dirty text messages. |
Afford dirty text messages sometimes.
If is boring to be always polite and nice. Sometimes you can make changes and disturbance in the environment (you friends) simply by sending naughty, rude or dirty text messages. But be careful not to overstate. Calm a while from time to time.