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Naughty text messages.

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DISTURBING YOUNo matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... but I'm happier each time i send you a message 'coz I know I'll be DISTURBING YOU! Naughty text messages.

 

 

Two pounds less Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds! Naughty text messages.

 

The game Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game! Naughty text messages.

 

Magic A guy walks up to a girl and says: Want to play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear! Naughty text messages.

 
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68=69-1 Do you know what does position 68 mean? .......You are doing me and I owe you one!! Naughty text messages.

 

Dirty talk When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. Naughty text messages.

 

17 inches big Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 17 inch was a TV. Naughty text messages.

 

Love is in the air Love is in the air... SHIT!!! If only I had a plane right now... Naughty text messages.

 

It's a miracle Do you know what's the difference between you getting laid, and the pope getting laid? If the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if you get laid, it's a miracle!! Naughty text messages.

 

Pregnant?!?! What two things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET Naughty text messages.

 

Love in the garden Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... Love might be blind but your neighbors aren't! Naughty text messages.

 

Love at first sight Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again? Naughty text messages.

 

Love me or leave me Love me or leave me! .... Hey, where is everybody going?Naughty text messages.

 

Be naughty, send naughty text messages.

If is boring to be always polite and nice. Sometimes you can make changes and disturbance in the environment (you friends) simply by sending rude, dirty or naughty text messages. But be careful not to overstate. Calm a while from time to time.

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