Funny sms joke samples:
Laziness Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW Funny sms jokes. |
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Rings First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, at the end suffeRING!!! Funny sms jokes. |
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Unique Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Funny sms jokes. |
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Man's mind Never let a man's mind wander; it's too little to be out on its own!!!! Funny sms jokes. |
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DifferenceQ: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? |
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Do not dring and drive I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... Funny sms jokes. |
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Elephant and a man What did the elephant say to the naked man? |
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Stars Aim for the stars, but first aim for their bodyguards. Funny sms jokes. |
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Goldfish in a tank Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Funny sms jokes. |
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17 inches big Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? |
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Talk to her What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? |
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Kids I like kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one. Funny sms jokes. |
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Honey, I'm home! What are 3 words you never want to hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! Funny sms jokes. |
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Men and toilet rolls Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? |
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Men and feelings Why don't men often show their true feelings? |
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Joke A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?" Funny sms jokes. |
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Hungry sandwich A hungry sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" Funny sms jokes. |
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It's a miracle Do you know what's the difference between you getting laid, and the pope getting laid? If the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if you get laid, it's a miracle!! Funny sms jokes. |
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Pregnant?!?! What two things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET Funny sms jokes. |
Tell funny sms jokes.
Don't always write dull SMS messages. Be funny, make your friends laugh. Text messaging can be very funny and joyful. Write funny sms jokes for any occasion because laughing is healthy.
Probably you have received some jokes by SMS and forwarded them. But you can also create your own jokes. Read our funny SMS jokes and have fun. You can send some to your friends, but be careful not to offend somebody.