4 childrenWhy'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.Text message jokes.

No pain no ...I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.Text message jokes.

Change your mindIf you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?Text message jokes.

Choice When I was born I got the choice; big thing or a fine memory. Now am not able to remember what I did choose. Text message jokes.

Love your neighbors Love your neighbors, but don't get caught. Text message jokes.

68=69-1 Do you know what does position 68 mean? .......You are doing me and I owe you one!! Text message jokes.

Laziness Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW Text message jokes.

Rings First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, at the end suffeRING!!! Text message jokes.

Unique Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Text message jokes.

Man's mind Never let a man's mind wander; it's too little to be out on its own!!!! Text message jokes.

Do not dring and drive I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... Text message jokes.

Stars Aim for the stars, but first aim for their bodyguards. Text message jokes.

Goldfish in a tank Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Text message jokes.

17 inches big Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 17 inch was a TV. Text message jokes.

Female vs male Why were males created before females?
Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy. Text message jokes.

2 black eyes? What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already! Text message jokes.

I love kids I like kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one. Text message jokes.

Honey, I'm home! What are 3 words you never want to hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! Text message jokes.

Men and feelings Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. Text message jokes.

Joke A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?" Text message jokes.

Hungry sandwich A hungry sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" Text message jokes.

It's a miracle Do you know what's the difference between you getting laid, and the pope getting laid? If the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if you get laid, it's a miracle!! Text message jokes.

Pregnant?!?! What two things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET Text message jokes.