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Love in the garden Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... Love might be blind but your neighbors aren't! |
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Two pounds less Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds! |
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The game Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game! |
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Magic A guy walks up to a girl and says: Want to play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear! |
68=69-1 Do you know what does position 68 mean? .......You are doing me and I owe you one!!
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Dirty talk When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. |
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17 inches big Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? |
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It's a miracle Do you know what's the difference between you getting laid, and the pope getting laid? If the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if you get laid, it's a miracle!! |
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Pregnant?!?! What two things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET
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Be direct in indirect way. Write sexy text messages!
If you want sex and nothing more sometimes you could be direct. But if you think that you may offend the person start with sexy text messages. If you receive reply in same manner go for it. So, sexy text messages could be a good start toward the goal.