Joke A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?" Funny sms.

4 childrenWhy'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.Funny sms.

Change your mindIf you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?Funny sms.

Choice When I was born I got the choice; big thing or a fine memory. Now am not able to remember what I did choose. Funny sms.

Don't stare Are these your eyes? I found them between my breasts! Funny sms.

68=69-1 Do you know what does position 68 mean? .......You are doing me and I owe you one!! Funny sms.

Dirty talk When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. Funny sms.

Rings First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, at the end suffeRING!!! Funny sms.

Unique Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Funny sms.

DifferenceQ: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!! Funny sms.

Do not drink and drive I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears... Funny sms.

Stars Aim for the stars, but first aim for their bodyguards. Funny sms.

Goldfish in a tank Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Funny sms.

Female vs male Why were males created before females?
Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy. Funny sms.

Talk to her What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already! Funny sms.

Honey, I'm home! What are 3 words you never want to hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! Funny sms.

Men and toilet rolls Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens. Funny sms.

Men and feelings Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. Funny sms.

Hungry sandwich A hungry sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here" Funny sms.

It's a miracle Do you know what's the difference between you getting laid, and the pope getting laid? If the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if you get laid, it's a miracle!! Funny sms.